Air Taxed

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.

Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"

by Wanterito March 17, 2011

Air Fryer

What you don't own

You clearly don't own an air fryer.

by Air_Fryer September 10, 2023

Air Faggot

An airline for gay people often referred to as "Faggots". 420 airplanes owned by Air Faggot have crashed including 2 into the twin towers.

Im gonna book an airline ticket for Air Faggot.

by Pro Definitions November 5, 2020

shooting the air

Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.

Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.

by Lowbatterylife39 April 24, 2021

air guitar

1. The act of pretending to play the guitar using only hands and the surrounding air.

2. Masturbation.

1. I can play some mad air guitar!

2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.

by Bobbbbbbby September 12, 2006

Air Drop

The act of taking a dump while sitting on someone else's legs while they're also taking a dump.

*one bathroom apartment*
Guy 1: "Dude I need to shit too, can I just Air Drop?"
Guy 2: "Come on in, bud! My thigh gap is pretty big!!"

by Tomness94 August 16, 2016

Air Shit

this is a fart that smells so bad that it causes uncontrollable physical reactions like gaging and throwing up.

Man his air shit today was so bad that I had to get him to pull over so that I could puke!

by mustache ride giver February 28, 2010