Tru-Moo Jokes are bad jokes that never change. They can support cannibalism and other nasty topics. An example of one of their jokes is, "Why was the chicken doing jumping jacks? It wanted scrambled eggs."
Little Johnny was in the lunch line, he grabbed a TruMoo milk cartoon and read the joke, he didn't even laugh it made him even sadder in fact. The next day he looked at his cartoon and it was the same bloody joke. This went on and Johnny soon became depressed. This is because Tru-Moo Jokes are bad.
by daireks October 12, 2019
Get the Tru-Moo Jokesmug. Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
by Cookiel August 14, 2007
Get the dead baby jokesmug. An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.
Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now
Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?
Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already
Person 2: Fucking one toke joke
Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?
Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already
Person 2: Fucking one toke joke
by atown5641 December 11, 2014
Get the One Toke Jokemug. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
Hee Hee!
Oh man! That was a 'basu level joke'.
*secretly admire the persons ability to make these jokes*
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
Hee Hee!
Oh man! That was a 'basu level joke'.
*secretly admire the persons ability to make these jokes*
by PJ Appreciater February 24, 2015
Get the basu level jokemug. the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.
by literallynobody October 22, 2020
Get the I was just jokingmug. A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.
by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008
Get the You're joking memug. by Peterzz June 13, 2008
Get the bye jokemug.