Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004

hook down

To hook down is to not hook up. According to 2004 US Census data, 71.8% of potential hook ups result in hook downs.

"Hey bro, did you and that girl hook up after the party?"
"Nope. When we discovered we were siblings we decided that it would be best to hook down."

by brad72287 November 17, 2007

John Lee Hooker

A cocktail consisting of an addmixture of Scotch, Bourbon, and Beer.

Holy shit, I can't believe I just drank a John Lee Hooker.

by Sensei Toothpick April 30, 2009

Dirty Fish Hook

While making love doggy style, you stick 2 fingers in her asshole. Then remove the fingers and reach around to her face, in one swipe wipe her upper lip with your index finger "Dirty Sanchez". With your middle finger simultaniously hook the inside of her cheek "Fish Hook".

Did you see how pissed she was after I gave her the Dirty Fish Hook?

by Haywood Jablohim September 16, 2009

hooker-bitch

a word used to describe a girl that you really, really don't like, when "fat bitch" just won't suffice.

coming home from work to see your boyfriend in bed with your best friend, she is such a hooker-bitch!!!!

by emma gough October 9, 2006

hooker

A person who give sex for drugs. Toxicomane.

Hey, did you see that prostitute on the street? Yeah but he is not doing it for the money, she is a hooker.

by JewsWorldOrder. March 23, 2016