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hooker foot

foot damage women would get by either of the following: A. Being a hooker in uniform B. Attempting to be sexy or fashionable by wearing hooker shoes C. Being drunk of your ass while wearing hooker shoes.
Hooker foot damage includes All of the following: loosing sensation in one or more toes, acquiring blisters with blisters of their own, and the appearance of discoloration accompanied by visible swelling after shoes finally brake away from the foot due to over or improper use.
by MoeWithaFro August 25, 2007
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right hook

when a pubescent boy/Adult male masturbates to the degree in which their penis has a distinct curve to the right direction.
"Hahaha have you ever seen Steve's nudes?!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"
by SwitchHitter18 May 2, 2015
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hook it up phat

man, its what yo deala do when he get a big shipment of dadis in and u throw some money his way
Dealer: Dude i got some dank ass chron in from the city man
You: HOOK IT UP PHAT
by dadisaurus June 28, 2006
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Hookerface

Someone who is a total whore, someone who has a whorish demeanor, Someone who looks like a hooker, someone who has a tendency to screw you over in some way.
as in "Hey Hookerface ,hows it going?"

or "man, that bitch jessica was such a hookerface, she blew every guy she knew and kept track of it with a sequential list on her pda, I was number 4, Don and Charles were 5 and 6 respectively."
by Cashbox! December 31, 2008
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Hook

A physical definition of a douche bag. Usually found driving an undeserved vehicle of a bright color (ie...Red). A Hook will be found wearing dumb clothing more than likely acquired in a late 90's thrift store. Hook's will comb the middle school parking lot in a predator type style using a typical late 90's haircut and flashy mexican style wheels. Be on the lookout for Hooks near you.
"Dude I wanted to fight him because he f***** my 15 year old sister, and he's 23!! But he ran off as soon as he saw me. Damn he totally Hook'ed me!"

"Nice sun visor d-bag, I guess your going for that Hook look"
by PCommunity September 29, 2009
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Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)
Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.
by juicyjay4200 August 7, 2010
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captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!
by chozoelder July 7, 2004
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