Smashed the guts out of it

To have vicious, somewhat unhealthy intercourse.

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

haggis guts

one whos arse smells more than most!

jeez you got some haggis guts lukey

by rageoss September 18, 2008

Granny Good Guts

An older woman with a very attractive body

Check out granny good guts in the Starbucks line

by Crockett61 June 18, 2023

Gut Nut

When you feel it in your gut that you are about to nut.

Dude, i just got a Gut Nut!

by Rick Lorson May 13, 2019

Tanzanian gut spin

The act of grabbing hold of someone's intestines whilst fisting and then shining them around your head with the intention of removing the digestive system

1:did you hear timmy went out via Tanzanian gut spin

2:fucking legend

by Poggersanalbeast March 25, 2021

Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.

Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days

by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023

Gut Nuts

Slang for ovaries.

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.

by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023