Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.

"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.

by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008

laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007

BlackBerry Giggle

Adjective. A small but detectable laughter-like sound produced often enough by a blackberrier while using blackberry's instant messaging service.

Although similar in anoyance levels to a blackberry buzz, this human emmited sound has unparalleled capabilities to produce different types of anger or envy reactions in surrounding human beings.

Studies have shown non-blackberry users are more prone to this type of reactions. Rare but reappearing cases of paranoia and panic attacks have been reported over the years.

Would you please stop it with the blackberry giggles? I am sick and tired of hearing you laugh on some topic i'm unaware of. Are you laughing at me?

by felchaib June 21, 2009

ily google

when your feelings for googleand its doodles are way more stronger than other research platforms you use ily google and also when you read google multiple times without pausing it starts becoming weirder and weirder

i guess i am the only one who uses the ily google idom

by the one who loves google November 25, 2018

saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

by simpdapimp01 January 4, 2017

Walnut Hill Goggles

When you’ve been attending walnut hill for so long that’s people who used to not seem attractive all of a sudden seem attractive.

“Hey isn’t Mateo much hotter this year right?”
“ no bro, that’s just your Walnut hill goggles kicking in.”

by Mrhillofthenut September 24, 2019

U of M goggles

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.

Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."

by c_U_there August 30, 2007