a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel
ex.1
T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.
Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network
T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.
Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network
by forever a nerd January 8, 2011
Get the the food networkmug. Is a licensed, motorized vehicle or mobile food unit that’s used for selling food items to the general public.
by lage03 May 27, 2016
Get the food truckmug. A wonderful form of money that can buy a lot of low priced chit
I bought my house car and used shoes with it.
I bought my house car and used shoes with it.
fuq i ran out of money, I'll buy your light up crayon with food stamps
something P' Diddy hasn't heard of
something P' Diddy hasn't heard of
by AlexKidd95 December 19, 2011
Get the Food Stampsmug. safe·ty food
n. pl. safe·ty foods
The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.
n. pl. safe·ty foods
The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.
by Deb_in_NH May 10, 2005
Get the Safety Foodmug. Him: "I have two not so G-Rated Questions for you, you ready for them? lol. What's your cup size now? And how do you feel about anal? lol Just wondering."
Her: "Uhhh pay for dinner and anal is a maybe. Only if I can get steak and three drinks. I might even suck your dick. The night is young. Hell you can stick a finger in my butt if you get me dessert."
Him: "Yes! I love food whores!"
Her: "Uhhh pay for dinner and anal is a maybe. Only if I can get steak and three drinks. I might even suck your dick. The night is young. Hell you can stick a finger in my butt if you get me dessert."
Him: "Yes! I love food whores!"
by XOX from PDX June 24, 2014
Get the Food Whoremug. by CoolCatUD November 16, 2019
Get the Airplane foodmug. piz·za
ˈpētsə/
noun
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.
ˈpētsə/
noun
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.
"What topping would you like for your best food?"
"It doesn't matter it's going to taste great either way."
"It doesn't matter it's going to taste great either way."
by Aesthetic.Pizza November 30, 2014
Get the best foodmug.