Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011

Felineasipont

The coloring of the eyes and fur of a domestic cat mixed together to create a color.

If a cat with yellow eyes and red fur mixed those two colors together it would make an orange felineasipont.

by Funnyoctopus August 6, 2011

Feline Finger Trap

The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.

During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.

by Eyeheart2bone July 22, 2012

Feliles

A demon dog sorta thing. It will rip you to pieces if you ever encounter it. In the anime, "Zero no Tsukaima", Season 3 episode 2, Shefield threatened Louise that if she didn't give away the location of the other void user, her Feliles would kill her. (They travel in packs)

Shefield: If you don't want to get ripped apart by my Feliles, tell me where the other void user is!
Louise: I don't know what you are talking about!
Shefield: Suit yourself.
Louise: AAAAHHHH!

by Quilove January 16, 2014

feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

Felicitous

Adj. The joy one gets from receiving a fellatio.

"I was felicitous after the fellatio."

by tacobodyparts October 9, 2014

feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014