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fart sniffer

One who sniffs farts. A person that snorts up the anal fumes of another. Not to be confused with a fart lighter.
1) Dude, you are a fart sniffer, man.

2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
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Fart Enthusiast

an individual who is highly amused by anything associated with flatuation.
LuAnn was such a fart enthusiast that, upon the mention of a fart, she doubles over with laughter.
by UliDarling November 29, 2010
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fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.
"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"
by bleccch22 March 22, 2010
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fart a seed

to fart and a little nugget of poop comes out
"Damn, i heard her fart in bio today. I bet you she'd fart a seed next time!
by THE YES AND NO FRIENDS September 23, 2016
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Fart cakes

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts DOT com
Bobby, don't eat these fart cakes. They smell like craps
by Donaldina January 19, 2009
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fart bottle

When a person farts, then uses a bottle-like container to suck up the fart and seal it for a later use. Usually to unleash the stench into somebody's face.
"Dude, I've been saving this fart bottle for 3 hours now, waiting for David"
by The Mink August 10, 2006
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fart art

Generally speaking, the term 'Fart Art' relates to the abstract contemporary art formed by the human arse at its most creative - usually involves brown, green or yellow paint of entirely organic origin, combined with an explosive, resonant fart. Fart Art is not often on public display, but common galleries for this particar form of artwork tend to be the inside of bog bowls or discarded underwear. Most Fart Artists are male for some obscure reason, although occasionally fart artisans of the female variety can be found amongst the ranks of students.
"I just got over a bout of dyssentry, but duuude! Did I blow some fart art!"
by Martin Duxon September 17, 2003
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