Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.

Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

(EI)

Extra intelligence is Exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range

Extra intelligence is the exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range (EI)

by Scott Scott July 10, 2024

GOOG EYED

Goog eyed is that look you get when some demented shit be happening right infrona you
It can also denote the opposite...

"DAMN NIGGA you goog eyed; you googley"

by GOOG GOOGERSON July 26, 2024

blue eyed pirate

a wanker who liked to be the cuck

here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate

by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024

Brown-eyed stare

The either kind, or stupid look that people with brown eyes do when they make eye contact.

"He had a brown-eyed stare, I should’ve known he was an idiot.”

“She had a brown-eyed stare, she was so kind!”

by Bigdaddykay March 25, 2025

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025