durf diver

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles

Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.

by SlickSid September 24, 2013

Mcmuff dive

To go down on a fat girl.

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.

by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

Blurt Divert

Female equivalent of the cock block.

We are 2 single ladies & we were out with our gay male friends and all the single guys assumed they were our boyfriends & didnt come over to us! So we said they were cock-blocking us female style and then after a few drinks made up the phrase blurt divert!

by Miss BT7 March 9, 2014

Cumpster Diving

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster

John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.

by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014

Ditch diving

a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road

Check out this awesome lightly stained mattress I found ditch diving behind Walmart

by Sandy Sea July 8, 2014

chinese diver

Taking a shit with absolutely no splash

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.

by The harse August 31, 2014

Dominate Diva

A gay man who is temperamental and or haughty.

Don't be such a dominate diva.

by Chris L Lambert September 19, 2014