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Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief
by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022
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Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
by therocker345 March 15, 2010
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Musty Crab

A cheep perfume smell worn by a tiny bossy lady.
Have you smelt Ann? Every room she enters, she leaves a musty crab aroma.
by Crownsumo March 14, 2025
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Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor
Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.
by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021
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The pacific crab

The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.
Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it
by CanadaxUnicorn January 8, 2018
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Inverted Crab

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.
by Krinlex September 24, 2022
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