Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection

a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"

by owennn October 20, 2010

bottle capping

When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.

"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."

by Spanky November 3, 2003

crappenning

A useful combination of crap and happenning, mainly used in the workplace.

What's crappenning?

by RAB June 7, 2004

capper

to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs because and got kicked out of the house as a result.

When going to the toilet, you'd capper and piss.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

crappy bastard

1.) My boyfriend when he's playing a video game and he hits me when i'm down...lol...
2.) Cheater
3.)Someone who rigs the deck before playing poker.
4.) George Bush

1.)You crappy bastard!
2.)Why did you do that you crappy bastard!
3.)We can't trust you because you are a crappy bastard.
4.)Why is a crappy bastard running the country?

by cherry February 27, 2004

crapp0rz

The 1337 or h4xx0r way of saying "crap". Coined by Internet writer/comedian Ruud from Rudyism 101.

j00 r crapp0rz. i r t3h win

by Rudy la faber April 11, 2005

crapparada

pooping behind a tree (v); crappy (adj)

1. That girl just crapparadad in front of the school building!
2. My day was soooo crapparada.

by Just BE October 23, 2005