chris

He bites percs, he is a perc biter

He did not wash it down with water, he instead bit and chewed. That's some Chris shit.

by Thereal5ive February 14, 2024

Chris

A person of exceptional kindness, passion, and dedication, known for their unwavering loyalty and boundless curiosity. Often characterized by their love for aviation, comics, Lego and games. A supernova of passion and wit, embodying boundless love, unwavering loyalty, child-like wonder and an insatiable thirst for play. He navigates the cosmos of life with a magnetic presence, leaving trails of joy and laughter in his wake.

In the tapestry of humanity, Chris emerges as a radiant thread, weaving kindness, passion, and dedication into every interaction. His loyalty shines like an unwavering Autobot, steadfast and true, while his boundless curiosity propels him to explore the galaxies of aviation, comics, Lego, and games. A cosmic symphony of passion and wit, he embodies love, loyalty, and child-like wonder, his magnetic presence illuminating the cosmos with joy and laughter in his wake.

by AllTheNopes February 26, 2024

Chris

A small bitch of a man who would try and beat his girlfriend.

Did you know that he tried to Chris his girlfriend

by Ihatefatpeople69 March 7, 2024

Chris

Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.

"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"

by tfhb669 March 28, 2024

Chris

A long dick ass nigga

Is your boyfriend a Chris or nah?

by BabayWtat April 10, 2024

Chris

Someone that you can trust, he's very weirdly attractive
He's caring and understanding

PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU

Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!

Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!

Guy3: wow he must be a Chris

Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris

by Ziane May 27, 2024

Chris

A slur referring to an individual who frequently tries new hobbies and rapidly acquires the best gear, often before their skill level is high enough for the quality of gear to make a difference. Used in sentences in the same manner as "Karen".

John is in his third week of jiu jitsu and hasn't worn the same GI twice, what a Chris.

by cpeasy December 9, 2024