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Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.
"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"
Chris by absta269 December 16, 2023
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A name given to people who can't talk to women on their own, they are know to be very short and introverted.
Chris : What should I say to Cristina she said "Good morning".
Sebastian : Think nigga think.
Chris by Notfesse January 3, 2024
The perfect man. As time goes on, he gets better and better like fine wine. He’s honorable, kind, humorous, intelligent, affectionate, scrumptious, a leader, God-fearing, multi talented, selfless, patient, a safe space, the list goes on. He is the type of guy that everyone values and respects. He’s a great friend to all. He brings the table. Lucky is the girl that gets him.
Chris is mine
Chris by Milagros03 January 7, 2024
A small bitch of a man who would try and beat his girlfriend.
Chris by Ihatefatpeople69 March 7, 2024
Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.
"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
Chris by tfhb669 March 28, 2024
Someone that you can trust, he's very weirdly attractive
He's caring and understanding

PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU
Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!

Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!

Guy3: wow he must be a Chris

Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris
Chris by Ziane May 27, 2024