A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.
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The worst franchise in baseball. They're fans are childlike creatures who believe every Cub is the best at his respective position.
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