Brown Doily 

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

Brown Doily by Damandan October 29, 2010

Brown Klaren 

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

Brown Klaren by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010

Brown Tumbler 

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.

At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.

Brown Tumbler by Myra Meins December 14, 2010

Brown-Hawking 

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.

man, why you brown-hawking that dude?

Brown-Hawking by Saort May 11, 2011

Brown's Law 

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

Brown's Law by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

Brown Handle 

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

Brown Handle by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

brown ankled by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011