Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

Botalism

The annoying messages sent by automated robots "bots" in a channel on a Discord server.

Sarah is so happy now that the #rain channel on the SOCIAL SEND discord has removed all the botalism. She can actually read the messages in the chat as SOCIAL SEND goes to the moon.

by Alpha515 June 4, 2018

Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018

Bofloop

A fictional type of goat with no eyes and a mermaid tail.

Oh woahh. That bofloop is seriously creepy.

by TotallyNotAHandle October 11, 2018

bottle coddle

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.

You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

Bottled

To make or have had someone fitted with Genies Inc merch

Check Instagram dude. 50 Cent and Jared Goff got bottled today with hats and jackets.

by Genies December 19, 2018