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Polar Bear Rape 

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
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A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Derek - Hey Honey Bear.
Shonda- Hi baby.

Shonda- I Love You Honey Bear.
Honey Bear by Koala Bears March 31, 2010

Matthew Bear 

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".
I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.
Matthew Bear by Bearite April 9, 2008

Pooh Bear Syndrome 

when you get really tired after eating a large meal.
there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!

poglie bear 

Damn, look at that poglie bear fighting that dinosaur. That is awesome.
poglie bear by Squidge2 November 16, 2010
i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.
pube bear by dr.pube November 22, 2010