AUSTIN

has the smallest penis in existence.

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.

by m1kel September 19, 2023

Austin and Jayda

Lovers who have sex in the stalls during class

Austin and Jayda keep moaning in the bathroom.

by Smasher6708 May 10, 2019

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Austin

someone who will fuck your mom

did you hear that austin fucked savanahs mom?

by Garneskil764 July 27, 2020

Natasha Austin

The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine

Natasha Austin is so perfect.

by The scholarly crack head May 29, 2024

Austin

Likes minors

Eww it’s austin

by Noah's Lucky Babe March 25, 2019

Austin Moment

When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.

Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."

by K13R4N July 24, 2021