Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis

Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"

by Skepi March 9, 2010

Freaky Afton :P

Freaky is the BEST FNaF Gacha Tuber EVER

She has 2k so Please get her to at least 100k

most famous video: Aftons react to tik toks

Second famous video: Aftons meet William Afton family

“Freaky Afton :P is my best friend!”

by Girl get some milk to cool urs May 22, 2021

Willy Afton uwu

It is William Afton being a uwu girl

Did you know that Willy Afton uwu is a uwu version of William Afton

by William_afton_og May 30, 2022

Michael afton ward

An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.

“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

“You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one

*kills them* -phøenix

by Cumslvt18 September 16, 2022

antonym

Means the same as opposite. Antonym and opposite are both synonyms.

Dangerous and safe are both antynoms. Antonym!

by lalala12271 May 1, 2008

Antonetta

1. Meaning impossible to hate or love. Taken from native oompa loompa, antonetta describes a common fruit with the texture of cardboard.

2. The state of being that describes the extreme hatred of forks less than 8 feet in height.

1. "Antonetta is chewy today, let's have a chocolate celebration instead."

2. "Go fork yourself."

by Wynter Alice April 9, 2009

Afton

Very unpleasent, causes discomfort and can cause anal leakage.

Eating too much fruit caused my stomach to afton.

by yffej June 25, 2008