Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

by Turtl11 March 8, 2017

Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

Traitor Snake

A man who beats up his girlfriend, and or the act of pouring Hot Grease on your penis!

You're a Traitor Snake!

by Countryslayer August 12, 2023

The snake bite

When one sucks out his own ejaculate from the vagina as a method of birth control

Bazza came to fast last Saturday, so he used the snake bite to suck out the baby venom

by Jadepugmire March 28, 2018

gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.

“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”

by Topstermarv March 17, 2022