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Subway Zombie 

A Subway Zombie is a ghoulish, unhealthy creature that begs for money using its smell and diseases as a weapon. Once a man or a woman, since years it's no longer human and never will be again. It lurks about at the subway area. Its clothes are torn and dirty, its long hair is felted, face and hands are covered with a patina of smut. Its always wide open eyes are rolling wildly deep in their cavities. It smells like a wet dog with an acrid smell of piss. Grunting it'll try to drive you into a corner with its outstretched claw, wanting your money. You'll give 10 bucks, fearing the glance of its eye, fearing its foul breath, fearing its blade like and broken greasy fingernails, fearing its unclean touch, while a pervert part of your brain shuddering realizes the several skin diseases of that Subway Zombie. "One touch of the filthy creature and you'll die of leprosy or much worse", is the only thing you're able to think till it's over.
Look Matt! What lucky beggars we are! The Subway Zombie is trying to drive a Japanese tourist into that left corner, let's escape the other way!, Darryl said gladly.

Corn Zombie 

A Hoosier who is very closed minded and 100% follows Fox News, right wing news in general, or whatever strange things their local rural church preacher shouts from the pulpit.
The Corn Zombies are complaining because apparently, somehow, removing Aunt Jemima and other historically racially stereotypical and insensitive references inconveniences them.
Corn Zombie by ItsAPrankBro June 17, 2020

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse? 

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

Pope-zombie 

A Catholic who believes every doctrine of the Catholic Church without personally questioning its validity.
Those pope-zombies are protesting on Main Street with their pro-life propaganda.
Pope-zombie by sciencefriday September 2, 2010

anal zombie

A zombie that only can be killed by removing its anus with your penis and a special spiked condom.
It's so hard to kill these anal zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their ass!
anal zombie by Zombopheliac July 26, 2009

baby zombie

The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.
Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.
baby zombie by JarvisBanned December 21, 2020