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Wanker

Donald Trump is a wanker.
by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022
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Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.
He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.
by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023
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pommy wanker

An englishman who can't be reasoned with due to his short memory & one-sided outlook on all things;
Piers Morgan
It's just Peirs, don't listen that pommy wanker
by MoistMoose August 20, 2023
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Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
by anonymous August 24, 2023
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Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult
Why would you do that you piss wanker!?
by Baggimac October 5, 2023
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Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'
Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!
by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023
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nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023
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