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Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.
I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.
by Bitumen June 14, 2016
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Lucky Wood

When an ugly male gets unexpected female sexual attention. Hence, 'lucky wood'.
"Mate, I got laid again last night..."
"Dude, you have some seriously lucky wood!"
by Phil Mecock February 3, 2017
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jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.
That guy jack wood likes dick.
by Bradyhuch December 4, 2019
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wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.
Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.
by Beaushit February 10, 2020
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Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
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snapped wood

jim got snapped wood from shirley
by Asian Toad June 23, 2011
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Put the wood to

spanked, beat, whipped with a switch, clobbered with a bat or board, punished severely.
They not only fined him, they fired him and put him in jail. Yeah, they really put the wood to him .
by LadyEngineer January 1, 2021
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