Snoqualmie Valley

Snoqualmie Valley is a super old town. It's the gross part of Snoqualmie. The kids there think they're better than everyone, just because they don't live on the Ridge. Sorry to break it to ya guys, but at least Ridge kids aren't a bunch of drug doing hicks. The valley needs to be remodeled..extremely badly. The houses are falling apart because nobody wants to deal with the fact they're in a flood zone. You don't wanna get hit by floods? Don't move somewhere where they hit every year. They're not very wealthy, and are extremely jealous that Ridgers can afford nice houses. Valley kids complain about not having nice houses, but in reality they just spend all their money on pointless stuff. They like to feel sorry for themselves, and like to blame the Ridge for everything that goes wrong, when really it's their faults.

"Dang dude this town sucks...it must be snoqualmie valley."

"everything is the Ridge's fault!" "oh you must be from the valley if you believe that lie!"

by valleyhater4lifeyyy(: May 24, 2011

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the valley

What St. Louis people refer to as the Chesterfield Valley/ Gumbo Flats which flooded in 1993 and has, in the past 6 years, undergone one of the fastest retail booms in history, transforming farmland and rednecks at the edge of St. Louis County into the state's most affluent city. It has been dubbed the most desirable place to live in Missouri and is home to the longest strip mall/retail outlet in the country, well over 2 miles long.

Even though he lives on the other side of town, Mike drives to the valley for all his shopping needs.

Berg and his crew pick up chicks at Sonic in the valley.

by EyOfThTgr1 October 8, 2005

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uncanny valley

The unnaturally wide gap between breasts
"enhanced" with artificial implants.

Natural cleavage is more attractive than
a noticeable uncanny valley.

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Valley Boys

the valley boys are a tribe of misfits and visionaries who reside in a unchartered peice of land known as Zootaria. they have a hideout as rumor has it. but no one has yet to find any evidence of such. the tribe (the valley boys) consist of a leader who leads by logic. a badass who is hell bent on redeeming himself for his past. a ladys man who is lookin for a good time. a lier and theif who holds haveing slightly unlogical ideas as a gift, strong man. and a psycotic. a man who dosnt know although has a good grasp of reality likes to be as insane and unpredictable as possible. some times to get laughfs and other times to make people shit ou theyre intestines. it is a tight knit group. a famley in better words. and if it wasnt for every single one of them then the tribe would be nothing. they are commenly known in the town of maple valley for theyre misfit adeventures and for being insane and hooligan like.

those valley boys... all the same!

by VB leader November 19, 2010

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