Varyk

A little fag that has a massive head that is to big for his body

Hey that kid has a huge head
He looks like a varyk

by Random_User69 February 27, 2020

Vartan

noun
An Armenian name which is also used to refer to human male genitalia.

Girl: So what are you up to today?
Boy: I'm going to play with my Vartan.

by John Moussa February 18, 2009

Variable

Someone who experiences extreme variations of his intelligence.

This guy is a real variable! You never know whether he's going to explain quantum physics or jump around like a monkey!

by Variable April 26, 2003

vark

A vark (pronounced fark, or farkuh for the plural varke) is a person who drives like a maniac, belches, farts or swears loudly in public, picks on the little guys (if you catch my drift) or beats his girlfriend. There are lots of similarities between varke and townies, but they aren't as distinctive in clothing as townies are, which makes them so much scarier. The literal meaning of vark is pig. Varke could be anybody, even your next-door neighbour, or your brother in jail.

*After a belch* "Sies jou vark!" (Shame on you, you vark!)
Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)

by Kobus December 18, 2005

Varge

A large vagina. So large that when you insert your penis you cannot feel the envelopment of the walls.

Man, I fucked Sarah last night and she had a fucking varge! I couldn't feel a thing!

by vagvargas January 11, 2010

Varshini

A type of person who's obsessed with oval-headed guys and always makes stuff up.

Me: OMG! Why is she acting like Varshini?!
My friend: IKR!
Me: No one likes her when she acts like that
My friend: Yeah, let's go!

by lollifeisfunny February 28, 2019

Varto

Varto is big dumpling lookin ass and his nose goes from here to Tokyo and he is bad boy he got spanked by teacher

Do u eat a lot of dumplings u must be a varto

by Unknown player 123 September 14, 2018