university of dallas

A small Catholic wonderland located outside of Dallas in a suburb called Irving. Though the average student may obey the rules or pray for fun, a typical UD-er shares an increased spiritual perceptiveness and an above average intelligence. Academics are intense, professors are involved, Deans eat in the campus dining hall, and unlike most colleges- dedicated monagamous relationships are cool.

Not to be associated with other religious institutions in the area such as SMU, Baylor University, or TCU.

Abbreviated as UD, not to be confused with Urban Dictionary.

"You go to the University of Dallas?"
"Yes, work hard, pray hard."
"Say what?"
"That's how we roll... like the boulder on Jesus' grave."

by t.Lo March 11, 2006

Cambridge University

An old and prestigious university in the UK. Widely considered to be one of the two best British universities, along with Oxford. In most rankings of universities, Cambridge comes either first or second in the UK, and in the top 10 worldwide (along with the likes of Harvard, Yale and MIT). However, the traditional view of a clear hierarchy of British universities is increasingly being considered outmoded, with many other institutions (such as UCL, LSE, Durham and Imperial College London) being considered to rival Oxford and Cambridge in many respects.
Stereotypes surrounding Cambridge students include that they’re all from wealthy backgrounds, that they’re all nerds, that they’re all snobs and that they’re all from the South of England.

Notable alumni of Cambridge University include Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Vladimir Nabokov, Ian McKellen, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Nick Griffin and Nick Clegg

by cheeky_cunt February 21, 2011

Lawrence University

Lawrence University is a small liberal arts college/conservatory of music in Appleton, Wisconsin. It is known for its small classes and rigorous academics. It is a top-tier liberal arts college according to US News and World Report.

Lawrence University is a fantastic school that takes students and opens their minds to the greater world.

by LU-Connie 2014 December 9, 2011

university of arizona

The best university in Arizona, located in Tucson. Top rated for programs in Optical Engineering, Physics, Astronomy, Nursing, Geosciences, Anthropology etc. Far better then that loser good for nothing party school called ASU.

I went to the University of Arizona, Brian went to ASU and he is a loser

by Arizonian January 4, 2007

University High SChool

Small, all white school in the richest neighborhood in San Francisco

University is great at soccer, but sucks at Basketball

by bigblock23 February 10, 2005

Johns Hopkins University

Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.

Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students

Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?

by Dan the real Man November 3, 2005

Auburn University

the true natinol champs of 2005

auburn beat viginia tech so usc and oklahoma suck

by Jackass Mcjackasse January 9, 2005