Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Andrew turtle.

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017

head of the turtle

When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole

On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle

by Seabassroxursox May 26, 2017

ride the turtle

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

by illone84 July 6, 2017