Trump

To tell a lie, or state a fake fact, and believe it's true

He said his he won the popular vote but when I saw the facts I knew it was a Trump!

by Pigglederoo April 23, 2017

Trump

(n.) A word referring to someone so vile, so pompous, so elitist, so lacking of any sense of embarrassment, so racially and culturally insensitive, so misogynistic, so unforgiving of any personal action, that it encapsulates the very essence of such a person in one short word. Possibly the worst thing you could call anyone on the planet Earth.

A) Those feminazi cunts, thinking they're equal to men...
B) Holy... what a god damn Trump you are!

A) I just had sex with my daughter; oh, yeah, you better believe she loved it!
B) Shit! You're the biggest Trump I've ever met! Get the fuck away from me!

A) The Nazi's weren't that bad, really, when you think about it.
B) !!! What a fucking Trump!

etc., ad nauseam ... (Yes, it can get much worse than these examples)

by Eldorondon May 29, 2017

trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.

My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.

by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010

Trump

(verb) To bolster one's own opinion by making unsubstantiated claims and and labeling contradictory information as false.

The politician's Trump of climate change helped open the wildlife preserve to oil drilling.

by monkey3029a December 24, 2018

Trump dick syndrome

When you're packing 2 inch heat and gotta pay a hooker to even touch it

A surprising number of racist suffer from Trump dick syndrome it's no wonder they hate Obama.

by Dysssmr September 17, 2019

mexican trump

Trump but mexican

MEXICAN TRUMP!!!

by Spothotboy March 7, 2017

trump

A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.

Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.

Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?

by aureliuspm October 5, 2017