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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
by Rmt223 July 12, 2017
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west virginian trochee

When some one shits in another persons asshole , then pours spices into it and lets it ferment.
Me and my gf were tucking around so now we’re making a West Virginian trochee
by Steadied April 3, 2019
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Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.
That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...
by Catanablade August 6, 2020
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Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon
by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021
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Davis GMC Trucked

The action of being hit by a GMC truck from Davis GMC Truck
"Man, that guy got absolutely Davis GMC Trucked!!!"
"I know, right? Only vehicles from Davis GMC Truck could hit someone like that!"
by Big Boy Truck Man June 30, 2021
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fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
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