crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

crash test dummy

Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.

“His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother”

by Mazdog May 1, 2019

testaroasting

an occurrence which causes one's blood to boil; getting pissed; making one mad; by causing their testosterone to flow profusely; testosterone-roasting.

snitches might be responsible for testaroasting the killaz

by SnoopPakiPak January 3, 2009

test

Another word for exam

I wish I can come but I have a huge test coming up

by NHRHS2010 June 6, 2011

under-testi-mate

v. When a girl tries to play you out by saying your meat is small before she has ever seen it.

Don't under-testi-mate me, you don't know me!

by TheMagicMan88 May 23, 2008

Book Test

When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.

Book Test: When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.

by Love the cans March 4, 2009

Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009