tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. :

by Miss Quintana October 1, 2007

toothbrush

a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)

sticky bristles

by Nick Hogue February 17, 2004

Tooter Wrench

When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.

Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.

by Aujasc123 June 22, 2009

brown toot

to release fecal matter from the anus, hopefully over a females chest or face.

I just brown tooted all over that bitch's face. Check out how big that brown toot is.

by Mr. F 091 March 10, 2008

Coke and Toothpaste

A game played by two people (generally both male) involving a tube of any brand mint tooth paste and several cans of coke (at least 12). The game is played by first holding a medium amount of toothpaste in your mouth at full strength for as long as you can stand the minty burn. After 20 seconds, you spit it into a cup and take a big swig of Coke. This produces a horrible taste in one's mouth and is the object of the game: Who can last longer with that horrible combination. The winner if the one who does NOT give up.

"Me and Chris played Coke and Toothpaste last night, and screwed up the carpet in his room pretty bad when he puked..."

by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic May 13, 2005

Arkansas toothpick

A heavy dagger with a blade typically between one and two feet long. Balanced for throwing, it can also be used in hand-to-hand combat.
The may also refer to a Bowie knife, although many blade authorities deem this inaccurate. The two, however, are credited to the same knife smith.

In three deft moves, he drew his knife, slashed his way free, and hurled it into the back of the fleeing thief.

"The Hell was that, man?"
"Oh, just an Arkansas toothpick."

by gogmorgo November 7, 2011

toot toot

Girlfriend in Cajun slang, equivalent of "baby".

From a popular song:

"Don't mess with my toot toot,
Don't mess with my toot toot,
You can have the other woman,
But don't mess with my toot toot"

by Fred X. Sanford December 31, 2006