tool

michael david wilson from oak lawn Illinois
is the direct deffintion of a tool
he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool

tool, flake

by danielle quarles October 17, 2008

Tool

Michael David Wilson, of Oak Lawn Illinois / Carbondale, Illinois
is in denial that he is one.
tool can also be described as a douche bag, fag, man whore.
or it can also be a saw or hammer or screw driver.

Michael David Wilson, you are being such a tool.

by Danielle Quarles. October 18, 2008

Boston Toolbox

A post-intercourse act of straightening the pubic hair of one's lover with a flat iron. Used as a sign of affection and contentment with the sex.

Take a peak; I was so good in bed that Sam gave me a Boston Toolbox! My pubes are so straight you're gay in comparison.

by Craven Moorehed January 13, 2008

tool

1)one who shares similarities with a screwdriver, or a wrench for example.
2)one who is being fucked without their awareness.

Jim, " haha, i fucked Gary yesterday, and he didnt even know!!!"
johnny, "haha what a tool!"

by Tooly McScrew January 10, 2006

tool

A paramedic that loves the color purple, plays christmas music starting november first, pays $1200 for a PSP (from Rent-A-Center), worships rent-a-center, throws garbage out the window, and has obtained the status of social outcast. Also, wears a utility belt that has earned himself the nick "jingles", and has place himself on the homosuspicion list.

Eric is such a tool.

by Commodore November 11, 2006

tool

A handgun. A piece.

If a nigga try to jack, I got my tool on me

Keep ya hand on ya grip, dont threaten me with ya tool like you a mechanic with clips - Chamillionaire

by ABC September 19, 2005

Tool

A person that thinks of him or herself as cool but in reality is totally lame.

"Did you see that dude with the popped collar? What a tool!"

by mrhazel44 September 4, 2006