booty tickle

When a female barely touches you with her ass and you get that weird tickly feeling and then you go to the bathroom and jack it off because you're a faggot

"She booty tickled me in the lunch line while I was playing with my yuh GI oh cards"

by Paryclown September 15, 2013

tick

Any one of a number of bloodsucking parasites formerly identified as my lover, companion or priest.

I spent the better part of the morning in downtowns Third Circuit Court having a tick removed.

by Kilgore Delanie November 21, 2003

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

1) Lying

2) Crying Wolf

Also known as Selling Tickets.

The bitch next door said my dog tried to attack her but I know she was sellin' tickets

by AmberLocs March 28, 2005

Peruvian pickle tickle

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.

Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

by ilikecrepes May 16, 2009

ticket

the thing to do, sort of like the bomb diggity

Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

tacks

A word meaning something funny that you dont want everyone to know your laughing at.

If someone is getting in trouble and you want to laugh with your friends you say "tacks" out loud and laugh about that so they dont know your laughing at them.

by Donna Budd December 27, 2008

tick touwwk

This word is used as an interjection when something is really swell or off the hook. It was coined by mattdgren.

Guy 1
"Our band just got signed to a label."

Guy 2
"TICK TOUWWK!!!"

by Bubb Rubb January 26, 2005