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polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards
The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!
by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019
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Polish independence day

Polish independence day is in November 11th. If you thought Americans were crazy in 4th of July then oh boy...

After 123 years of enslavement by Ussr and Third Reich on November 11th poles finally got their freedom and even though it's been a long time since the end of the ww2, all polish people are extremely energetic to celebrate their national celebration!
Oh man, I'm pumped for polish independence day!
by UrKermit November 7, 2019
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Some Polish dude

A sterotypical eastern european person described in a news article about him/her doing something rediciolous/stupid.
Yesterday I saw this crazy news article, Some Polish Dude got electrocuted by peeing on an electric fence.
by A literal pole November 10, 2019
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Polish Fried Flyers

When polish people get fried and proceed to fling their shit at each other with ruby encrusted stainless steel spoons
Guy 1: bro, guess what?
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: me and Vanessa totally did some Polish Fried Flyers last night!
Guy 2: that’s gross
by BigWillyLaut69 March 2, 2019
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Polish thotty

Damn your polish thotty Nadia is fineeee asf
by Trashkin March 15, 2019
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Polish Threads

An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.

•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus

•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads
Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!

Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!
by moinstavich May 21, 2019
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Polish faggot

A polish faggot is like a regular faggot except he enjoys doing Alaskan pipeline’s and eating crumpets with apricot jam on them. They generally don’t have family, and this is what causes these habits. As well as this they also only date males and are only males, suggested by the word faggot.
Polish Faggot! “hey there cutie”
Man: im straight
Polish faggot: I DONT CARE proceeds to Alaskan pipeline the man without his consent
by Local Memestar May 29, 2019
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