Polish Clap

When you double closed fist punch(🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼)your hard infested boner hoping to relieve the green ooze

I got gonorrhea and gave myself the polish clap… it didn’t work

by Polish clap January 22, 2022

Polish accordion

When a man without foreskin puts the head of his penis in another man's foreskin.

I gave him the best polish accordion for his birthday!

by Dudebro420 April 2, 2017

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016

polish frank

(V) The Act of putting hot dog condiments on your dick and having a significant other lick it off.

I gave my girl a polish frank last night, and oh boy did she gobble it up.

by TrueDefinitionMan August 14, 2017

The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.

"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."

by Niko_D February 9, 2025

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020