A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
by afrijapc February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by girl1981 July 21, 2008
Get the sleep country canadamug. by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Joey from Canadamug. The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.
by Darkanis February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by PerthBabe May 16, 2015
Get the Canada Drymug. Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters
Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
by veritast October 22, 2009
Get the canada goose jacketmug. A school in a shit town of upstate ny, everyone has either a mullet and racist or they look like a school shooter. Manure gets spread next door at the farm so it always smells like shit. People are racist and ugly. And they are all fucking dumb
by West Canada Valley September 20, 2021
Get the West Canada Valleymug.