slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.
"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*
by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014
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IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
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Peace monkey

A substitute word for "God"

Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".
by GKDR2 March 05, 2019
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The monkey guts

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
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plague monkey

Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"
Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.

by Nixodemus April 14, 2007
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Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.
Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...
by Tullie June 04, 2011
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Pox monkey

A person suffering from the Monkeypox virus
Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.
by beast82nl May 20, 2022
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