"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
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dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous
by The Knitestick March 18, 2010
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A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.
by jesster79 February 9, 2006
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by Susana March 5, 2006
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Last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush
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My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
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