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texas hamburger

Eating lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole.
"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"

"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"

"Uh, I don't think so."

"Then make mine a double!"
by Izoss December 12, 2008
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Texas Donut

Verb.

-to shove your foot into the anus of someone else while wearing a cowboy boot.
My wife wanted to try something new, so I put on my cowboy boots and Texas Donuted her.
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Texas Accordion

When a man passes gas into a women's vagina and she expels the gas out her vagina
dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous
by The Knitestick March 18, 2010
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Texas

A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.

A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.

A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.

A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.
by jesster79 February 9, 2006
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Texas Breakfast

When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.
He is full from his texas breakfast!
by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018
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The Texas Backhand

When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)
"Hey, wanna give me The Texas Backhand?"
by Susana March 5, 2006
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Texas Toothbrush

in the act of cumming and shitting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it
Last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush

My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007
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