pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

tenderfiddles

Soar boobs ; aka Christy

Shaniqua gave Christy tenderfiddles by elbowing her in the tar-tars

by Tenderfiddles, Bubbles, Buttercup, Shaniqua November 1, 2003

Tennessee buttmud

really bad coffee

This is the worst coffee I've ever tasted what is this Tennessee buttmud?

by robba de gruel December 7, 2003

Tennessee Mud Butt

When a minority beats up a white trash bigot so badly that the bigot shits his pants. This is most often exhibited in Tennessee and elsewhere in the South where hatred against non white, heterosexual, Christians is common and minorities eventually get tired of being harassed by ignorant hillbillies.

Timmy, an inbred Tennessee native, did not know any better than to call his 6'5 black neighbor a nigger. One would think he learned his lesson after the neighbor broke his noise and beat him so badly that Timmy ruined his best pair of trousers with Tennessee Mud Butt. Unfortunately for Timmy, he like most people from Tennessee are so stupid that this was the 3rd time that month that he had started a fight with a minority only to end up with Tennessee Mud Butt.

by KelleyRoss August 11, 2009

tennessee sledgehammer

when one hits someone as hard as they possibly can fuckalation

i'm about to have to give that dude the old tennessee sledgehammer

by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

tendertouch

an erotically pleasurable sexual act, relative to cuddling yet much hardcore. the more intense, the better the touch. spicy touch. feisty touch. and the ultimate, foxy touch.

Batman had tendertouch with Wonderwoman. it was a two hour session of bliss.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmit August 27, 2008

Tanner

Tanner is used as a synonym for the phrase 'Small Penis', it is often replaced to sound correct towards the person who is being refered to whilist insulting them in a polite manner. It is meant to be used only with people who are asian, because most often, people link the term 'Small Penis' & 'Asian' together.

Tom: Alright, here's my big ass asian Tanner, don't you just love it?

Sandra: Oh, gee, look at the time I think I have to go. Please put that Tanner away into your underwear before I puke in my mouth.

Tom: But, I'm asian, what did you expect!?

by TannerLikesItUpTheButt May 11, 2009