Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

How to annoy the nice teacher

You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

You: searches "How to annoy the nice teacher"
Urban dictionary: You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

by Snitches get Stiches😡 March 8, 2022

teached

A sexual term where you put someone's phone in the microwave in the middle of the night and the explosion turns the both of you on

Kids these days keep me up at night teached, I swear. Okrrrrr?

by minorityfiveoh March 26, 2019

teacher

a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students

I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge

by E Bailey December 28, 2005

teachers pet

where u ejaculate in the class rabbits water bowl and wait for him to drink it. usually performed by a black person who cant get none

tolu gave smarties a teachers pet and now smarties is dead cos tolu had aids

by James Connor August 13, 2006

Japanese Teacup

In a threesome, when a guy jizzes in one of the girl's bellybutton, and the other girl drinks it out.

We did the japanese teacup last night.

by nayr113 June 28, 2011

teaching

1. A term for something being dry or armz. When someone is told off but can only be used in the case where the telling off is *true*.

2. Third party response to an insult

Orig. Polite teachers/parents critisizing work and then claiming that it's simply teaching, causing others present to say "Ohhh dry. I mean, teaching"

"You're way off pitch, where the _____ did you learn to sing?"
"Oh, TEACHING!"

by LauraLouise May 21, 2004