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Tainted Honey

A nice girl who turns rotten or into someone rude.
Person 1: She looks friendly.
Person 2: No dude, she's Tainted Honey.
by Alien Ant March 16, 2009
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Taintberry

A taintberry is a hardened remnant of fecal matter which has become affixed to the taint region, or body hair in the taint region.

A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
Girl to her girlfriends: I had both Steve's balls in my mouth when my nose actually hit a taintberry!
by ozona79 November 2, 2010
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taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint
Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.
by deadmansparty86 November 5, 2010
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Bruise taint

When someone lifts there ball sack and someone else smacks them on there taint (gooch).
dude last night Sandra got kinky and gave me a bruise taint
by Josh n florida February 18, 2011
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Tea Tainter

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013
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Licking taint

When you’re/someone (is) kissing ass so much to get something for so long that you’re no longer kissing ass you’re licking taint.

(Trying to achieve something by sucking up to someone, but having to double the amount of sucking up, to advance on the reaching of ones goal.)

(Relates to terms like, ass kissing, suck my dick, suck a left nut/tit, screw you, gtfo, and lick my balls ( ligma ). )
Bro Jordan has been kissing Sarah’s ass for months, now he’s just licking taint.
by Goatking69420 July 31, 2018
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Wat (Wet Ass Taint)

When the area between your dick and your ass is extremely moist, all the time! Also known as swamp taint or greasy taint.
Every time I watch the newest Nicholas Cage flick, I found myself with a wat (wet ass taint).
by Jetfavre July 23, 2021
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