A taintberry is a hardened remnant of fecal matter which has become affixed to the taint region, or body hair in the taint region.
A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
Girl to her girlfriends: I had both Steve's balls in my mouth when my nose actually hit a taintberry!
by ozona79 November 02, 2010