A taintberry is a hardened remnant of fecal matter which has become affixed to the taint region, or body hair in the taint region.
A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
Girl to her girlfriends: I had both Steve's balls in my mouth when my nose actually hit a taintberry!
by ozona79 November 02, 2010
When you're eating a chick out and she's coming all over the place. You slip down to give her some anal tongue darts and as you come back up you lick her berry juice from her taint...
Dude, I had this girl gush'n down her crack as I was lapping up her taint! That taintberry juice was mmm mmm delicious!
by Shoosh Daddy December 17, 2012