Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

Taylor Swifting by MiamiMan August 26, 2012

Taylor mate 

When wanting to describe a work station or a good friend!

Yo, taylor mate, coming for a drive in ma tra'or?

Look at my taylor mate, it cuts wood like i a bird breaks its kneck.

Taylor mate by Tra'or init. March 18, 2008

Taylor Lautner 

The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.

Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!

Well-educated person: Why do you love him?

Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!

Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.

Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)

Taylor Lautner by tjlala October 28, 2012

taylor momsen 

a blonde actress in the hit t.v. series Gossip Girl
she plays: Jenny Humphrey
she has recently been in the movies: The Grinch, Spy Kids 2, Hansel and Gretel, Saving Shiloh, Paranoid Park, and Underdog
she also made a few guest appearances on the t.v. shows: Entertainment Tonight, and The Rosie O'Donnell Show

can you believe gossip girl?
i know taylor momsen is such a good actress

taylor momsen by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Taylor Swifted 

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.

Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.

Taylor Swifted by P.ConsuelaBananahammock September 15, 2009

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

Taylor Swifting by mr.timmah December 13, 2012

Taylor Swift 

Okay singer. She does write all her own songs, but they are mostly about the same thing. She has a nice voice. All her songs are catergorized as country but are really pop. I don't know why are these people are saying she's a good role model because all she does is sing about guys. She is nice and funny. A lot of idiotic girls now hate her because she dates Taylor Lautner. I don't think she's deserved as many awards as she's gotten, but she is a good person.

Have you heard the song Love Story by Taylor Swift?
Yeah, it's pretty good. But definately not country.

Taylor Swift by janebtrox February 3, 2010