Latency Tax

The invisible price humans pay for stubbornly refusing to use AI, automation, or any modern tool that could make their life easier, faster, or less soul-crushing.

Karen spent six hours formatting a Word doc while the intern just asked an AI to do it and went out for bubble tea.
Reply: “Karen’s not slow… she’s just making monthly payments on the latency tax.”

by CL4NK November 3, 2025

Pussy Tax

The social or professional cost a woman experiences when she is primarily perceived through a sexualized or desirability-based lens, leading to diminished credibility, autonomy, or seriousness.

They assumed I needed help before I even spoke, pussy tax.
That reaction was about how I look, not what I said, pussy tax.
They assumed I was shallow without asking, pussy tax.

by Fake linguistic studies December 12, 2025

Daddy Tax

A sexual favor provided at a regular interval by a recipient of their (usually male) partner’s largess.

“Time to pay the daddy tax…”

by Princess donut December 24, 2025

dylan taxing

it’s a chill nonchalant word for telling someone you took someone else’s beer

i was just dylan taxing your brothers drinks

by dinkanddonk26 January 4, 2026

Cheeky squirrel tax

An freaky hand like jerk to a jar of pancake batter performed by a specialist in eastern Michigan.

I love to watch a cheeky squirrel tax with my grandma.

by ChaseA January 7, 2026

Taxed

AUSTRALIA SLANG for stealing or taking something

“I just taxed this street sign”
Or
“Let’s tax this speaker”

by Naezz November 22, 2021

taxing

examine and assess (the costs of a case).

"an officer taxing a bill of costs"

by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025