Shrek

Shrek

Shrek

by disco! whilst panicking February 19, 2022

Shrek

A mixture of Coors beer and pickle juice garnished with a pickle.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B: A fresh Shrek!
Person A: like the movie

Person B: lol yea

by Johnny wu2 February 21, 2022

Shrek cum

Cum that comes out of your penis

“Yoo Jamal want some shrek cum?”

by Evanglaser March 1, 2022

Shrek

The protagonist from The 2001 movie, Shrek. also he has the best abs i n the w o r l d

I love shreks abs.

by jjjjjccccwww March 3, 2022

Shrek

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022

shrekcommendation

A positive product/service-review created by everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre with funnel-shaped ears.

Donkey originally received da shrekcommendation dat he hightail it 'cuz da ogre thought himself as being unfriendly, but Donkey saw right through dat incorrect self-assumption, realizing dat said currently-stressed-out swamp-creature was actually a kind-natured softy at heart.

by QuacksO March 7, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺🤭🤞 his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable

Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join

by Daddy shrek🤞 March 11, 2022