Wank Station

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.

Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!

by wanking May 16, 2017

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gas station slut

a whore. may be used by douche bags to describe the type of person that would pay to get titty fucked.

You can both suck my whole dick you fucking gas station sluts

by pu$$y monster September 12, 2017

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Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy

Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.

by boof_or_die October 4, 2017

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Dirty Statham

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.

Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked

Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"

by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018

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