Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

Idiomologically speaking

instead of using some lame ass shit like “metaphorically speaking”, the cool kids have been getting into idioms. Just look up the definition of idioms and logic

Al:“Idiomologically speaking, i hate myself”

Anne frank:”oh”

by Roachdawg October 15, 2022

No screaming day

You can’t scream or else someone will find and hire a hitma

John: well jerry you failed no screaming day. Jerry: no pls. John: hires hitman

by Newmarble98 December 4, 2022

Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

Sole Speaking Officer Rule

Sole Speaking Officer Rules are common sense policing reforms that require that only one police officer present at an encounter with a suspect be allowed to give orders to that suspect. This is particularly important to limit the escalation of tense police encounters where a suspect struggles with trying to comply with contradictory commands shouted at him by multiple officers. If you watch recorded encounters between debilitated and scared suspects and law enforcement, a trend you will often see is one where several officers respond, each shouting orders at the suspect, (often when pointing firearms at them) that conflict with each other. Sole Speaking Officer Rules seek to reduce injury and death by requiring that law enforcement conduct themselves in a more professional manner that does not frustrate and confuse suspects that are willing to comply.

We need Sole Speaking Officer Rules adopted by more police departments.

by Sole Speaking Officer October 31, 2023

Carl Screaming

A Awesome Funny ALT On Gamejolt, Go Follow Him, @Carlscreaming

Carl Screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Baldimoer December 19, 2023

Pot spraying

The act of someone blaming someone else for gaslighting. The term can be used whether the person blaming someone is right or wrong about being gaslight.

That person is trying to slide out of their perceived alterations of reality as of food not sticking to the surface of a cooking pot.

Melissa- "You know that is not how I remember that happening. Are you gaslighting me again?"

Tim- "Stop pot spraying me "

by Ptterp24 January 18, 2024