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Who is the REAL Spider-Man?

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
by Spideyace October 26, 2011
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SIDS

Sudden Infantile Dumbass Syndrome. Occurs when an adult baby is placed in time out and loses a toy and he tries to get it unsuccessfully, and he gets hurt or dies because of it
When Barnaby was placed in time out, he discovered that he had lost his teddy bear. As he reached out of his adult-sized crib to get it, the crib closed on his neck crushing it. He had died suddenly of SIDS. He should have waited for his wife to come back after he had cooled off from his tantrum.
by chad'srockergrrrll October 21, 2010
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White Spider Gang

A tough gang from Janesville, Minnesota who runs the streets. They play video games and eat food. People don't know who exactly is in it, but they roam the school.
by A person who likes tacos December 4, 2018
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barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
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spider bites

a term used to describe very small boobs.
That girl doesn't have boobs...she's got spiderbites!
by brooke miller July 2, 2004
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Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.
Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.
by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010
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Cock spider

The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.
I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.
by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016
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