The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
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When Barnaby was placed in time out, he discovered that he had lost his teddy bear. As he reached out of his adult-sized crib to get it, the crib closed on his neck crushing it. He had died suddenly of SIDS. He should have waited for his wife to come back after he had cooled off from his tantrum.
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A tough gang from Janesville, Minnesota who runs the streets. They play video games and eat food. People don't know who exactly is in it, but they roam the school.
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Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.
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I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.
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