shermhead

One who consistently smokes "sherm."

Ii see that shermhead smokin' that sh*t all the time.

by Shazel November 8, 2005

spermghetti

The special sauce administerd by the world famous italian restaurant 'Guarcello's'. It consists of a man (N. Guarcello) ejaculating on a bowl of pasta noodles, then videotaping his girlfriend or mistress eating said bowl of pasta noodles while laughing in a sinical manor.

N. Guarcello: "Oh yeah, munch that spermghetti you snatch burger"
Random Skank: "But I don't wanna!!"
N. Guarcello: "SHUT UP AND EAT MY SPERMGHETTI!!!! I SLAVED AWAY FOR 5 FULL MINUTES TO WHIP YOU UP A FRESH BATCH!!!!!!!"

by angelnine9 April 28, 2007

sperms

n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer

As the sperms of Marcus catapulted from his sausage pistol like roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris, he cried: "Swim! Swim bravely and courageously, my million different unique and individual sperms! While there is no I in TEAM, only one of you may claim the prize!"

by Nearly Normal January 21, 2009

spermasaurus

1. A girl who runs on sperm like a car runs off filthy arab, sand nigger gas.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.

Dam, i saw a girl funnel 40 ounces of sperm last night, she was a real spermasaurus.

by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006

Spermstache

The excess sperm that is left on the upper lip after giving a really retarded blow job, making it look as if you have a mustache made of sperm. The word is kind of like a milk mustache but with sperm. Got Sperm?

Sperm Mustache Blow JobWiener Lip

*Damn Paul! Learn how to give good blow jobs, so next time you won't get a spermstache.*

by Jacob, Paul September 5, 2007

Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.

Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011

Skerm

(1)To breathe;(2)To breathe on the pick of a guitar before actually playing it; (3)To take in a deep breath of air before you fight a bear.

I'ma skerm all over that hoe.

by Greeen Leaf February 19, 2008